Skodeng Man Adventures

world cup...
good and bad

GOOD
-enjoy football
-enjoy dates
-enjoy da atmosphere
-see some quality goals and plays

BAD!!!!
-lose cash
-lose cash
-lose cash!!!
-less sleep
-less studying
-less money
-more debts...

evaluate them ur selves la...but im off

GO PORTUGAL...
F.Y.I.!!! ----ITS PRONOUNCED ----por--CHU--gal...not por2gal...
anyways...

go portugal...kick those germans ass...!!!

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"Alright there mates...this is wut u gonna do...pass here and pass here and pass here and SCORE!!"
"OK BOSS!!...can wan..dun worry.."

all this time,ali was thinking.."how in kangkangs name am i gonna play with this ppl...this guys are huge!!....i knoe wut!..ill have sum nasi and air kangkang first!!"
(incase ur lost...nasi and air kangkang means...sumthin to do with kangkang..between ur legs...go figure..)

all ali's 'team-mates' were warming up...when ali when up to ALEX FERGUSON..
ALI : sir, can i play in da game??
AF(not akademi fantasia) :sure lad!..i saw u juggling kacang kuda da other day..ur pretty good... i mean pretty and good(cheeky wink)
ALI:wtf?!?!?!?
AF:sorry mate..im deprived..if u knoe wut i mean...
ALI:yeah yeah wutever...

da opposing team just arrived...wearing pitch black kits and shinny purple boots(purple?!?!)
all hyped up da kampung celah team started warming up and training..before you knoe it...
ITS KICKOFF TIME!!

"welcome to da premier match between kampung kangkang and kampung celah. im sure we're in for a scorcher today...wut u think mamat?...
"well..it seems dat way..we'll jus have to wait and find out"

PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!
Ali playing in a strikers role has da ball and runs forward...passes to abu...abu passes back...
ali runs samore...past 1..past 2...past 3 defenders...even maradona not this good..
Ali shoots!!

ITS A................

stay tuned.....

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it was still and cold...now with da white figure gone...
adam and seldom was still as still as marbles,
and ali being da smart one,slowly crept out of da back window and towards da garden.in his head ali was thinking "YES YES YES!!..i can finally play football for kampung kangkang!!..i will win it all!!!

meanwhile at da house....

Seldom:when did u get here adam??
Adam: jus a few minutes ago..

okok....enuf of those two...dis is not their story....back to ali....

with da stamina of a horse and da speed of a cat...ali ran and ran towards da field...which is about 3 or 4 kilometres away..
"babi!! PENAT SIAL!!.....**pant pant pant**.."
then without noticing...ali sees a sign dat says
"Padang Kampung Kangkang"(with angelic choir singing in da backgorund)
no one was there yet...but he brought a ball..so he started playing and juggling da ball...
then at da corner of his eye...he saw a few guys playing sum ball too..so he walked to them

"hi my name is ALI"..
"we knoe...dats why we wanna see how good you are...(said in a typical kampung slang)

BOYS!!!GET HERE NOW!.....

its its....ALEX FERGUSON!!!

stay tuned to read more....

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"Woi!...apesal tiba tiba sejuk ni?!!?!?
Susah not tido ah....tak cukup blanket!.." was said in obvious shivery voice..

WHILE IN HALL OF DA JACKED UP WOODSHED

Mysterious man: Ali...Ali!...watta hell is dat!
Ali: howdda hell am i suppose to knoe...

FEEEEYUUUUUUWEEEEEEET!!and da white figure was visible...it was...it was...it was one hot woman! and she was wearing...NEVERMIND!...geting back to da story

White Figure:Ali and my love!...i'm sorry i left you guys alone..
Mysterious man:Who da hell are you...
WF:Adam(dat was supposedly da mystery guys namela)...i never told you this..but im dead now...im ur wife and da mother of Ali...NOR LAID NOR GOTSUM!
MM:WOW!.so not da obvious...but when?
Ali: :S...wtf?!?!?!?!?
WF:i can't talk much now..da truth is out there....Cheh!...Macam X-FILES la aku..
MM:but why cant you??
WF:im sorry adam..i have to go..(disappears in a movielike way....jus blinks away!)
MM: noooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Ali:WHO WHAT WHY WHEN HOW?!?!?!?!

and den suddenly...unnoticabaly En.Seldom bin Laid enters da hell

Seldom: ALI!! WATTA HELL ARE U DOIN OUT OF BED!?..and hu is dis fren of yours dressed in oversized clothes??
MM:SELDOM!.....DONT YOU REMEMBER ME!!!

DUM DUM DUM......................................

to be sambunged.....

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
who are you?!?!?!
"Ali,I am ur father!"........"Say wut?..Nigger please!..ur not SELDOM BIN LAID!.dats my dad"
suddenly,jus like in da movies, da room changes into one big vision..ali and da mysterious man are sitting on perfectly shaped pebbles, butterflies flying and donkeys humping.
"Ali, ur mother and me boned each other and you come out.but i was pokai and cudnt support you.so i gave you to ur closest relative En.SELDOM..
"but why? you look way cooler den da beer-bellied SELDOM(at this moment da mysterious man was wearing baggy jeans and oversized shoes and shirts,with blings)
den da room changed back to da jacked up wood shed with termites slowly eating da floor..
there was a sudden drop in temperature..ali's lil brother oso kecut uncontrolably..all dat was goin thru ali's mind was "when is dis man gonna ciao..i wanna go play football..fuck wei why suddenly damn cold..i need to pee-pee man..shyte!"
Suddenly da temperature stopped..(not stopped la...i never got any colder..ayo..)
den wut looked like a white figure appeared infront of da Mysterious man and Ali.
with a sudden gush of wind da figure was visible
WWUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!

Ali and Mysterious man: GASP!!!

stay tuned to find out.....in other words to be continued la...

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there was a football match this weekend..
and ali wanted to play soooo much..but his father,a horny lifeless man,En. Seldom bin Laid,refused to allow him to play
all he said was,"ure too young ali..all da big guys will crush you like a fried kacang at da nasi lemak stall"
"but no abah..ony my nuts are dat fragile...other den dat..im not as fragile as a nut..i swear!"
but still reluctant to allow ali to play..En.Seldom bin Laid said,"NO!..ur mother wud not have wanted this..(ali's mom, Nor Laid Nor Gotsum passed away when ali was 4, so sad)..she wud ony allow you to play guli with da other sissy boys"
still pissed as hell at his dad...ali storms into his room...BANG!goes da door...
4 in da morning ali gets up and tries to go to the padang pasir to play football(no field with grass at kampongs)
he opens da door..instantly ali screams like a girl for his life!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

to be continued.....

Posted by Skodeng Man at 12:35:00 AM | Permalink | Comments

its been a few days since i posted sumthin...
and i dun think i have accomplished anythin on my list...
but oh well..who cares..

i read hamsups blog...theres this sohai who seems to about other ppls life except his own...
1.he doesnt have to da balls to admit who he is..
2.goes by da name anonymous..(wow!so much guts..)
3.cannot mind his own bussiness and mus poke his nose into others ppls life...

so if any flamers come to my blog and talk shit...jus an early warning
1.i dun give a dogs ass wut u say..ur just a lifeless piece of meat
2.i dun give a dogs ass wut u say..ur just a lifeless piece of meat
3. and i dun give a dogs ass wut u say..ur just a lifeless piece of meat

so there...jus take notice that...no one cares....nope..not me,not my family,not dat garbage guy,not da janitor,no one!.. :D

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hey ya'll..

it feels so good to be back to being online for hours...since now dat my exams are OVER!!..i have to admit it was one of da batter tests as i could answer most of da questions...hehe...probably with da help of tip offs from ppl....(da ppl involved...u knoe hu u are)

so since da skool holidays are around da corner...i tot i'd make a list of things i want to accomplish during da holidays....

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